I’ll Escort

Paid Dates/Coffees with a Woman or Women

Pricing

A date per woman: 4500.00 AUD per 2 hours, every subsequent hour 600.00 AUD dollars, with a courtesy 15 minutes after the first 2 hours. 10% off on the price of the second date if you wish to bring a friend. (8550.00 AUD total for two women.) + Any expenses.

Should I need to dress according to a dress code, the necessary outfits will be extra. If you wish to accompany me to a clothing store to choose what I’ll wear, that counts as a date, 4500.00 AUD per 2 hours + 600.00 AUD /hour overtime. If you are comfortable letting me choose by myself according to your specifications, I will only charge the price of the outfit + 500.00 AUD for the trouble of shopping (+ the actual date). You will pay me to shop upfront, and I’ll send you an invoice for the full date after I come home from shopping. You will pay me in full (shopping budget – actual dress price + shopping fee 500.00 AUD + all expenses + date fee 4500.00(+?)) a minimum of 4 hours before the date starts.

Sex, should I choose to go there, is priced as per my mood at the time, payable upfront. However, it is a given that I will not consider sex (or even receiving oral) with any woman for less than 15000.00 AUD, and the real price will likely be higher than that. (Yes, there are three zeroes.)

Some rules

While I attempt to give you a great time, I cannot guarantee you will have a good time, depending on your expectations of a heterosexual woman’s reactions toward you. I will give no discounts for “being a heterosexual, too.”

During the date, please don’t ask me for details about who I am sleeping with or who my other clients are. That is the kind of information I understandably cannot part with, or my business will die there. (I can lie if it amuses you, but you know. It’ll be role-playing “bosom buddies who share all their secrets.” If you ever repeat my stories anywhere, you’re liable for defamation of character should you attempt to name the fictional characters I’ll invent for your amusement with real people’s names.)

I will also never go out like this twice with the same woman in order to protect my real friends from being thought of as one of my clients in the eventuality that someone would pay attention to such a thing.

Sex dates with MF couples

She gets to watch (no touching me or him until he’s finished, after which she can have him back, I’ll leave you to your cuddles, but her touching me in any way is not included in the price). Specifics are case-by-case negotiable with a minimum of 5000.00 AUD. If she only wants to see a video, starting from 4500.00 AUD. I make no promises to be worth the money.

Soups negotiable.

Payment

I accept Bitcoin, Etherum, and Alpha, of course.

Escorting men

Negotiable, no set minimum – pay what you want but pay something. Be cheap, insult me, flatter me, pamper me, as you wish. That said, you need to cover my costs upfront or immediately as needed.

Sex dates with men only.

Men (groups, soups, couples, or singles): Negotiable, no set minimum, possibly for a tip or a gift or a peck on the cheek. Same rules as with escorting; pay what you want or as you can, but pay something. Ask with a few photos, and give me a juicy scenario! (Send me a relatively recent, clothed full-body photo, a blurred face is OK, but please leave your hair, I’ve got a bit of a fetish…)

Payment

I accept cash, Bitcoin, Etherum, and Alpha, of course, payable after. (Why after? Fetish for the risk.)

Location

Hobart, TAS, Australia. (I do not currently hold a passport.)

Ask me!

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