(I was asked. Send an IM.)

For the record, I don’t REALLY consider men’s professions when I figure out whether I’m interested, but some certainly give a man a bit of a bonus.

  1. Rock stars. Without a doubt, #1. (Early conditioning, what can I do? Is it a profession or certain individuals? I’m not sure.)
  2. Firemen. (I didn’t know this until one sent me a message on AFF, and I went ga-ga. Also, he looks like Clark Kent, so… Doesn’t hurt.)
  3. Actors. (Any level, me figures.)
  4. Psychologists.
  5. Classical musicians. (And heavy derivatives)
  6. Policemen.
  7. Spies. Yes. I know one. Much like firemen, I didn’t know it was sexy (or a thing in 2000’s) until I met one. (Ex. Obviously, a former spy in a foreign army was in active duty.) This might be #1, but the likelihood of a tall tale is a downer.
  8. Coders. Programmers. Nerds, that is. Throw in general scientists in here. Quantum physicists. At least one. lol.
  9. Bartender. (Why? I don’t know. Don’t judge. I don’t even drink.)
  10. Car mechanics/rally drivers… Maybe. This is very conditional and very much a reflection of how I was raised.

And no. I don’t find “artists” sexy. I have such an antipathy toward the whole concept of “artists.” Why do I mention this? Because I was asked, specifically. Interestingly, I MAY find artists sexy if they don’t really make a big deal out of it. But it’s just… You know. Just paint your pretty pictures, silly man, and shut up. XD (I’ll still fuck you later, yes?) There is a movie of a sexy artist I saw in the 90’s. He was pretty hot in the rock star sort of way. A French movie, you know. Hot-romantic. Lots of fucking. You know the type. That’d work.

Dancers should be in there somewhere. You know a dancing man will never go home alone. I love standup comedy, but I can’t say it’s a sexy profession. Some stand-up comedians are sexy, yes, but the profession doesn’t help. Oddly, I find “influencers” to be more effectively sexy. It’s not something I say proudly. Maybe because I struggle to get anywhere with it myself, and they have made it, and it’s genuinely impressive to me.

Doctors, generally speaking, no. I think they rely on it too much.

These “sexy-man-sex-sexy” men on social media… No. They’re trying so hard they’ll make a closet lesbian wet. It’s a bit too much for a straight girl. Like, ewwhey cool it. You’re about to blow shit up.

I’m sure there’s a lot of professions that I’ll realize are sexy only after. 😀 Or would. Would.

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