Join obeying Cat Rules

You've read the rules, haven't you? These people are not forgiving! They're... KIND to you on the surface, but they secretly judge you if you don't know the rules. The rules are so full of nuance, you'll never learn them unless you're already one of them. If they secretly judge you for not knowing the rules, they'll never let you close. You'll never get all the way in, unless they fell in love with you at first sight or just managed to make their brain fall for you. They SEEM like the easy way to happiness, but I assure you they're anything but. They'll divorce you on a technicality if they feel it's important enough for them. They feel no shame in walking out on a romantic partner because they fell in love with someone else. They write songs about eternal love but divorce is literally made for these people, and they don't really make much better friends than that, either.