My Relationship Rules (in a Nutshell)

My friends and family don’t get to cause issues in my sexual relationships. My FREEDOM there is absolute.

Don’t confuse my party friends and real friends. These are two different things. I “flirt” with my party friends. I’ll call you pretty. Means nothing but an attempt to give you a nice… buzz. My real friends and I, we have REAL conversations that don’t involve much flattery or flirtation.

Can men and women be friends? Not really. ;p I’ll keep my hands off you if you’re in what you consider to be a serious relationship… I’ll respect it if you do, but I don’t think we’re just friends, not really.

My men ALWAYS come first, before family, even, and I WISH my family will NOT make me choose because my choice will break your heart. If I have to put outsiders (friends and family) to the waitlist until I sort something out with my men, so be it. (Unless somebody is in a bad way, dying or in danger of dying. Fuck. Me. And. My. Fucking. Family.) You will wait or find another friend, either way, they come first. (If any woman EVER imagines herself more important to me than my romantic partners are, I’ll make a former friend out of her sooner than prove her right. Family has a little higher tolerance level, but… It has a snapping point, too.)

Morals. I understand different people prioritize different sets of morals. One of the ones I hate the most is people who do two things simultaneously: Refuse to let a person go, and enforce strict relationship rules on them despite that person clearly being unhappy. I CANNOT STAND THAT, accept it or look away from it. Even if you’re supposedly a friend doing it to someone else. I cannot tolerate deep selfishness. I live by ethical selfishness however: “My life, my choice. As long as I don’t step on other people’s toes it shouldn’t concern you.”

I’ll train you for a lover… BUT. I have ALWAYS insisted my men need to know pretty perfectly what “women” want out of a relationship. I’ve always found the “malliable men” pathetic. However, I have realized that there are men I will always turn back from my threshold on their way out: “The rules don’t apply to you… Wait.” Now I realized that what they want is for me to LET THEM LEARN what I want from them. I’m OK with that. Under the condition I am already in love with you before we start. (I’ll take about 10 minutes or less. ;p 30 minutes maximum to decide. You don’t need a photo on Second Life, but beware that I will tell you what gets you disqualified once I see you. Shall we get to the application process? ;p (I use the expression with humor).)