Full Dog Rules

These fierce fighters take relationships for a battle for survival. They create alliances against their frenemies and lovenemies alike, playing the game like it was fun. Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer in this group. And never embarrass anyone you’re not aiming to make into an enemy so help you God.

• Competitively conformist toward what is perceived to be hierarchically upwards: Tempted to change into something entirely different from what they believe they are. (“I’m going to out-conform the lot of you.”)
• Main method of choosing friends: “You’re impressive, I’m impressive. Together, we’re stronger against the enemy.”
• Main pain to hide from enemies: “I’m not perfect.”
• Form of narcissism: “I need you to pretend I’m perfect and help me hide my imperfections. I’ll punish you if you ever embarrass me.”
• “I have a dream. You have to help me achieve it.”
• Equality: We’re all faking it to an extent.
• Individuals in a group of friends can have different rights. (Some have the right to punish and hurt, while others don’t.)
• Give NO attention to people who you don’t want to close team up with. (Don’t lead them on!)
• Winner chooses the person who will commit to them.
• Friends will lock step in everything. You try be different, you can find yourself a new friend!
• Commitment is “until you no longer admire me.”
• Love is a battle you don’t walk away from.
• Friends share their valuables (for women that’s usually clothes etc., for men, financial advice etc.).
• Trust? There’s no such thing.
• Life is competition.
• You must be able to hold your ground when challenged. (Even if you don’t care about what you’re challenged to defend.)
• Sex is a competition and a means to an end.
• Friendship: “I see your flaws and I’m willing to help you hide them.”
• It’s a bit difficult to hide the fact you’re from another race… Maybe you do you? (We don’t judge you for sticking to your own kind, promise. We might mix “neighboring races” Japanese and Chinese, Aussies and New Zealanders, sure… But you know. Limits.)
• All is fair in love and war. Love is war. All is fair.
• Being addicted to forgiveness makes life fun.
• Friends will show their true colors to each other – nobody else.
• Relationships are about collaborating in a fierce game for wins.
• Status, power, and wealth matter.
• By instinct we hide incompetence until we learn our job by doing it.
• It is POLITE to ignore other people’s failures in performance, and fortify the image so the person has time and space to grow.
• Fix other people’s incompetence in private.
• Never embarrass another person.
• Relationships (your alliance) are tested from day one.
• Impostor syndrome is real, but hey, we get it!
• Team up and train in secret. Failures should not be public.
• Commitment is total once given.
• Embarrassment breaks commitment. (Cheating on me you can get away with, but don’t let anyone know you did it.)
• If someone doesn’t love you they must be stupid.
• Conflict is part of intimacy.
• Possessiveness is love.
• Abandonment is unforgivable.
• Secrets are power.
• Lying is a tool.
• Winning matters.
• Influence matters.
• Appearance matters.
• We are HIGHLY uncomfortable with any disabilities. So, so uncomfortable. But if we can, we’ll do our best to help you hide them. Absolutely.
• You must, possibly, pass “tests” to stay. We understand what the tests are.
• Trust is earned through pressure.
• Relationships are a battle over the right to rule the rooster.
• Makeup sex is a relationship essential.
• If you leave, you lose.
• We do not show vulnerability publicly.

If you choose this group, you accept:
You will be tested.
You will test others.
You are entering a dangerous and competitive environment.
If you leave, you lose.

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