You can pick any ruleset you want, but you’ll have to live by it in that faction. Choose what sounds how it should be, what you know you CAN DO, and what feels like a liberation or a promise, or a worthy goal to thrive to.
| Bird Rules |
Dog Rules |
Cat Rules |
| A fool is equal to the king, we’re all in the same boat, everybody is welcome. You’re already forgiven before you’re done doing the bad you’re doing. Our love for you is without question. Loyalty is our highest value. Everybody NEEDS friends!
If you choose this group, you accept:
- You will be coached into fitting in at the risk of things you love. (You’ll love us instead.)
- You will coach others into fitting.
- No one will be left behind.
- Conflict means you fear being left behind.
- Arguing means you’re bonding. (Not serious, nothing’s wrong.)
- If you create a relationship, you must commit to it.
- Politeness is fakeness – just say what you think and let the chips fall as they may!
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The purpose of friends is to help you survive love relationships. The purpose of love relationships is to help you survive friendships. Relationships are a battle for dominance. If you leave a relationship you’re a weak loser!! The ideal is to be strong enough to not NEED a relationship at all.
If you choose this group, you accept:
- You will be tested for top or bottom.
- The top will help the bottom to be more impressive.
- The bottom will serve the top in exchange for lessons.
- Arguing means you question the hierarchy in a relationship. (Also, exciting.)
- If you leave, you lose. You’ll be a loser!! After you leave, nobody will ever want you! Only the abandoned will be wanted again. Nobody loves a quitter.
- Get under their skin so you know what they’re really like under pressure.
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Life’s purpose is to find The One (happiness). We don’t NEED a relationship. We’re not looking for commitment, we’re looking for someone so cool they’re impossible not to love. Relationships should be a joy – only the best ones are preserved.
If you choose this group, you accept:
- Your job is to be fun and entertaining (or not the problem).
- You may walk away from incompatible ideas of fun.
- Others may walk away from you.
- Our idea of “the ideal” must match for close relationships.
- Arguing means something is seriously wrong and changes are needed. Constant arguing leads to a breakup.
- Nobody owes you love. You owe love to nobody. You owe and are owed respect, however.
- We all need to get along. Remain courteous and polite with non-friends, but don’t confuse it for friendship.
Read the full rules before joining. |
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