Vintage (before 1973)

Vintage Skipper

April 22, 2026

Leima takapuolessa. Punertava tukka. Suorat jalat.

Hoitaja Julia nukke, jonka musta tukka on hyvin usein hapettunut punaiseksi. Istutetut ripset. Mekko yksiosainen. Hatussa musta koristenauha. Asuun kuuluisi myös valkoiset korkokengät. Nukesta on tehty repro.

Dramatic New Living Barbie

April 22, 2026

Istutetut ripset. Nuken vaatteet: hopea&kulta uimapuku, jossa vyötäröllä kuminauha ja oranssi verkkokangas “huppari”, jonka reunassa kiiltävä terenauha.

Twist N\’ Turn P.J.

April 22, 2026

Vaaleat hiukset, otsatukka. Silmissä oikeat ripset, vaaleansininen silmämeikki, oranssinpunainen huulipuna.rnrn#1118

Swirl Titian

April 22, 2026

A swirl-Barbie can be identified by the unusual hairline of the doll. The hairline is set lower than what would be “humanly possible”.rnrnSwirl-Barbien tunnistaa hiusrajan epätavallisesta lijasta, joka on alempana otsalla mitä ihmisellä koskaan olisi.

May 2026

sebastyne.net/bdc is my personal blog (the best kept secret on the Internet) and a community project named NoDrama I’m launching now. Just a little something for my members… Based on my absolute genius psycho-spiritual work.

I’m 50, recently divorced (like in 2012), totally unhinged (= polyandrous and single) and quite ready for fun and games again. Big fun. I finally have enough life experience to live like I was supposed to in my 20’s. (I wish. I miss the 90’s and 2000’s.) Youth is wasted on the young is the truest thing anyone other than myself has ever said.

Some reader of this blog back in 2004 insulted me for being a “forever teen.” It still fits. It still hurts.