The Last Thing

I shall NEVER
Need to learn how to type.
I am not your fucking secretary.

I will never
Need to learn to use the computer,
What am I, a Fucking Nerd?!

I will NEVER
Need to learn to sew,
What do you expect me to mend your fucking trousers?!

I shall never write poems,
I am no fucking flower hat!

The last things before moving to scat and lesbianism.