“I wish to get a new hobby”
Says my friend, demure and cheery.
“Doing what?” I ask my dearie.
“Oh it’s nothing, bit of scat,
scared to go so I was thinking that….
You should join me as you’re like me
perverted, lewd, and you see…”
“Oh hell no, you go along,
I won’t judge but you go alone,
’tis ain’t no pottery class you mean,
and I simply truly want to stay clean!”…